More Cars =D

Thankyou Mr A. Yu, otherwise know as Andy Y (i'm trying to be obscure but evidently failing).

Aston Martin Vantage

Lamborghini Murcielago

Loving Power Rangers

Most of you who know me know that I am a power ranger fanatic; they rock my jocks and, to a lesser extent, my socks.

But why do I love power rangers so much? Because as a kid they were the most awesome shit ever; it was my dream to be a ranger… and it still is.

Green was the best! don’t mess with the Green ranger because he’ll FUCK YOU UP.



Fuck this week's going to be so gay.

HOT

Well it’s fucking hot and, quoting Fiona, “I need ice cream down my pants”. It’s so hot that it’s killed my friggin phone AND net; that’s a double whammy people. So I'm just going to post this later when my net isn't fucking up.

Ps. wishing Ed the best of luck in Japan! I would’ve said it in Japanese but I don’t know how to because, quoting peter this time, I’m a “shit cunt linguist".

Girls and Cars

Before we start I’m going to have to apologize in advance to the female readers because I AM GOING TO OBJECTIFY YOU. Please don't be mad lol.

I think a majority of us have made this connection before; that girls are a lot like cars. I used to do this very often with Gab Chung-ers back in high school and, more recently, with Chris Choongas. Our very in-depth conversations outline what type of cars/girls we’d want and also pair girls, who we already know, with automobiles that we think exemplify them.

First of all we need to know how you’d go about categorizing girls as cars; there are many factors that go into it. Take note that this is my own criterion and can be changed if you don’t agree.

Looks: Hot car = hot girl plain and simple.

Miles per gallon (Fuel): No one wants a girl that sucks all your money; but if you can afford it then go for it.

Alarm systems/Reliability: Girls that break down too often are no good. Crap alarm system = easy girls. Having scanty reliability and alarms means that you have an extremely crap-core car. I don’t care how aesthetically pleasing she is; either get her serviced or get a new one coz they’re not worth your time.

Boot space/saloons: This would be for family potential. Think of the practicality of a 2 door sports compared to a 4 door saloon; no space for the kids, groceries, dog, cat, whatever else u need to put in there. Deep down we all want a 4 door saloon with plenty of boot space. Mr. Choongas also suggested that boot space is directly proportional to a lady’s mammary gland size, which can range from Tarago-esque volume to cappuccino/mini-cooper.

Speed: Can be used to determine how exciting a girl is, no one wants a boring girl.

There are a lot of cars out there with similar specs/prices so what do you do? You can match any part of the names of the car with the initial letter of the girl’s name. For example Integra DC5 type-R for Rosie (the R can be for Rosie), type-S for Susie, Skyline V-spec 2 for Vivien, Lamborghini Murcielago for Michelle and so on.

Take note: stay away from the unreliable whore cars that suck your money, time and life. They’ll then get taken out for joy rides by other guys because of their faulty alarm system. Sometimes u can’t find a car with a name that coincides with their initial letter because most of the vehicles you can think of would be too good. So you have to go with a Crappy Daewoo model, or a GM Minivan by default. http://www.motorauthority.com/the-10-worst-cars-today.html

Personally I’d like a BMW M3 saloon; looks, speed, family potential and reliable (it’s fucking German dude). Not too bad at all :)

I feel that these pictures are very relevant to the topic and have decided to post them up aswell.

Problem

The Mercedes, V-spec 2 or Porsche?



ps. this is what i wanted to do after watching supernatural. Unfortunately i couldn't find a horse to punch; good thing is I'm alive and i don't have horse shoe imprints in my chest.

Supernatural

It’s 5:51 am in the morning and I just finished watching the latest ep of supernatural. It’s been abit over 1 month since the hiatus started and I was expecting this ep to be one of those mediocre, run of the mill, monster of the week ones... and guess what? I was HALF right; it was, sort of, a monster of the week ep...

BUT IT ALSO FUCKING ROCKED, IT WAS FAR FROM ORDINARY. I was planning to sleep after watching it... BUT I CANT; I’M TOO EXCITED TO SLEEP BECAUSE IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD. THIS CAN BE EXEMPLIFIED THROUGH MY EXCESSIVE USE OF FUCKING CAPS LOCK. IT WAS THAT GOOD! FUCK DUDE I FEEL SO PUMPED. I’M GOING TO GO OUT AND PUNCH A FUCKING BEAR/HORSE/COW/OX IN THE GOD DAMN NECK (I'D PROBABLY DIE DOING IT) BUT THAT’S HOW PUMPED I AM! DEAN, MR CHISELED CHEST, WINCHESTER IS THE MAN-LIEST SHIT EVER.

Please enjoy this very masculine portrait of Dean. Look at those eyes, they cut right into your soul!